Flings, Fails, and Forties Tales
May 19, 20252 min read

Breeze

Breeze

Let’s hope it is!

 

After freezing my account on ‘plenty of fakes’ I was going to have a break from online dating apps. For 2 reasons, 1 I didn’t want to spend any more money on it and 2, I was feeling cynical.

 

Then one evening I was scrolling through a social media app when I came across an advert for an online dating app for people who are sick of online dating apps. 

 

Check!!! That is me. 

I was very sick of them, so I had a read.

 

Let's see what happens here shall we.

 

The first few questions are easy. Then it gets to interests, personality traits, political views, religious beliefs, personality type and lifestyle. 

 

I had to look up Polyamory.

What does FIRE stand for?

Modern Primitive

 

ENFJ, ENFP, ENTJ - seriously? I must have changed dimension or it’s in another language. I have no idea what the hell any of this means. 

 

Where is fun, kind, hardworking, mum of 2?

 

Apparently after taking a personality test, I am an ENFJ.

 

Well, I completed it, and it hasn’t asked for money. 

 

Interestingly this works differently. 

 

They send you approx. 7 possible matches you say yes or no. 

 

If you say yes, they then send your profile to the person you liked and if they also say yes, you get a match. 

 

It sounds quite good and at least I may actually get to meet someone.

 

Let’s see….

 

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