A quick update on all the buses.
Mr Right
Yes, sure enough he was looking for his Mrs Right but only if she had cash to spend.
After chatting to me for quite some time and laying on how bad his ex had treated him and how he was looking for something real and serious. (despite my honest response making it clear that happy ever after is not on my play list) he still wanted to keep chatting, which at the time I was pleased about as he seemed nice.
Well apparently he was in 'online trading', he kept sending me one time images of trades were he had made sooo much profit for other people. I kept wondering why he was sending this to me, seems a bit off for someone looking for forever. It did however make a change from some of the other aubergine one time pics I normally get sent.
Then he offered to show me how it was done, I pointed out I had no money to spend.
'Oh you don't need much just a £1,000 to get you started.' Ah ha. I bet you do.
This theme continued over a few more days before I made it VERY clear I wouldn't be parting with any money any time soon.
I know you will all be as shocked and dismayed as me to hear that he disappeared on me shortly after 😂
Jason Statham didn't last long after I made it clear that wine in his bed was not going to be our first date.
I finally got another picture from the guy who's conversation never quiet flowed right. Needless to say he was not my type, so I gently let that fizzle out.
The sweet widow. Yes, well that conversation didn't seem to be going anywhere and he went quiet. That was until one late night I was out at a celebration when he sent me a very late night message out of the blue.
Needless to say this message reminded me that even the ones who look and sound like teddy bears are still thinking about you naked.
It was so out of left field it just felt wrong, so again I allowed this one to drift away gently.
That left Mr Romantic, well he was such an learning experience for me that he gets a couple more blogs all for himself.