Flings, Fails, and Forties Tales
May 29, 20252 min read

Elite Singles

Elite Singles

 

OK, this site is a bit pricey so I have been advised you are unlikely to get fakes on here. 

 

Neither do I want to waste too much more money, so I checked out the cancellation policy. I’ll have a look for a week or so and if it is just as dismal as everywhere else I can still cancel it.

 

One chap, who apparently is 52, has put on 12 photos and only one of them is of him, it looks to be quite a nice pic but its hard to tell from one picture. That strikes me as very odd. 

 

He sent me a message back when I couldn’t see messages, now I can temporarily, lets ask about the lack of pics shall we?

 

I have also perused all the other messages I have received and historical matches from when I had no subscription. 

 

This app is not helping my dismal mood. The selection may have enough money to subscribe to such a site but they are not improving my opinion regarding the pitiful choice of single men around my age. 

 

Oh my god.

 

Someone save me from myself. 

 

Please?!?!?!

 

I definitely need to get out into the world and meet people face to face.

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