Let’s make a prediction
Time to see if a month on the site has taught me anything.
So I have just received a like from a 38 year old blonde chap. All his pictures are taken from above head shots with a similar look that he must have decided is his best angle.
One looks like it was taken in bed.
His profile says he is single, wants a relationship, seeking a woman, for dating.
His ever so eloquent chat says ‘Hey xxx’
So can I be bothered to reply and if I do can I predict the outcome?
I predict that he will be another one who starts on dirty talk about 3 questions into a conversation, which is probably going to be limited to a handful of words.
What do you think?
Shall we play?
Shall I respond?
Why not?
They are all a bunch of fakes on here anyway.
It's like a roller coaster ride with all the ups and downs you experience.
One minute you are excited to be chatting to what seems to be numerous nice guys, the next realising they are all fake.
Or they go quiet and you realise they are busy with other ladies.
It’s not always easy to take the rough with the smooth.
Clearly nice attractive guys don't exist and if they do they are all married.
Anyway, for the sake of our experiment let's see what happens when I say hi!
Watch this space.
Done. I literally said ‘Hi’. I thought I would meet his level of conversation for now.
Oh yes we are staying on short messages, he has now said. ‘You ok?’
Wow you just can’t shut this guy up!!!
Well I’m not going to break first.
‘Good thanks, you?’ Is all he is getting.
I get a whole six words in his next reply.
So I treat him to a 3 sentence response.
By message 5 he is asking to switch to Whatsapp.
I think not, that is an easier location for dirty talk.
‘It’s a little early doors to switch’ I reply.
I have an afternoon nap when he sends me another message asking what I am doing.
So when I wake I tell him I was having an afternoon snooze.
Then it happens, he couldn’t hold it in anymore.
His response was ‘bet you look hot.’
That was a total of 7 messages he sent before he switched it up.
So I slightly exaggerated when I guessed 3 messages.
Still he managed it in less than 24 hours.