It was about now I realised that my laid back approach to my profile and Bio was getting me the wrong attention.
As great as all of these offers may sound and I know there are a fair few women who would be more than happy to at least take the young studs up on their offers, or consider me over picky etc.
The point is, I can be selective.
I don't need a man remember!
If I am going to have one, I want it to be one I want. Not one I am settling for.
I can't yet get my head around a hook up, especially if you have never met them before or even had a conversation.
So time for an update.
After a couple of glasses of wine this was my final new version:
'I know most of you won't even read this far, but for those that do. Yes they are genuine photos and my body isn't bad either (I am 45). Bad news though fellas I also have a brain, a damn good one and it is definitely one of my erogenous zones so if you don't stimulate it we ain't going nowhere. My life is bonkers busy so no time for anything serious right now but neither am I looking to bed hop. Looking for someone I like and fancy the pants off who can also make me smile, to meet up with occasionally and enjoy each others company. I don't play mind games and despite what you are thinking I am not high maintenance, just looking for a good dose of talking, flirting, respect and a whole lot of fun (not all of it in a a bedroom). If you can cope with this send me a message. Otherwise, jog on 😂'