So far I have had a variety of men contact me and I am getting a very balanced education.
Just some of the suspects include:
Good looking and they know it.
Everyone knows this type.
They don’t need to make any effort, because they look good and they know it.
They have a whole selection of horny single women making lewd suggestions to them on a daily basis.
A good example was a guy about 10 years younger than me.
Asked if I could handle a younger man.
I was just starting to get my flirt on so responded
‘I guess I don’t know until I try’
He basically responded with a version of ‘just saying where and when’.
It was a little dirtier but you get the picture.
However, he was sweet enough to recommend other apps we could use which would be safer for me.
Bless. The young stud had a heart.
The players
They are similar to the above but not as attractive and not as honest about what they want.
I actually prefer the honest ones, at least you know where you stand.
They like to pretend they are interested in you as well as sex but if you believe that I have a bridge I can sell you.
Very keen
The ones you reply to once and then they keep on sending you messages even though you don't respond.
The ones who know just what NOT to say to win over a women
This includes negative comments about other women.
Stating they hate prudes. (What are they trying to say here? If you don't want my awesomeness then you must be a prude?)
Get over yourself already.
Suggesting they give you oral sex before the conversation has moved beyond the introduction period. Then keep asking what you think of their suggestion even though you have blatantly ignored it. - Clearly I had forgotten to remove the section that said 45 and desperate from my online profile. 😀
One chap went on about how tragic it is for me to have gone so long without sex.
I couldn't help a brief sarcastic response about how it was a miracle I was still breathing which I think flew well over his head.
He kept on coming (in his dreams anyway) how he'd treat me like a princess during the day and a slut in the bedroom. He made it clear he had trouble with being a one women guy. (Yes I know, a real prize. You are all wondering how I managed to resist such a catch)
I tried ignoring but when he told me he'd slept with 70 women (I had not asked nor cared) eventually I had to ask if there really were that many poor insane women falling for his chat up lines.
Even that insult didn't deter him, so eventually I Just blocked him and moved on.
The domineering one (or 2)
Now this chap was interesting. He started off really well, we were having a great conversation.
He was eloquent (Which was refreshing) and flattering without being crude.
The first warning sign was when he asked me what I was looking for and then when I asked the same back he said ‘I’m very dominant in a relationship’
I told him that was a strong word and he agreed but said
‘Without that strength a woman can’t fully trust her man, let go and enjoy her fullest self as a women’
Anyway, he was a good salesman when he offered to fly back home from Paris next weekend just to see me and take me out to the AquaShaard for dinner.
He even offered to book a car to pick me up (like I was going to be giving out my address to random strangers)
Seriously!!
He asked if I would wear really high heels for him. I said I'd wear heels but not really high ones. He then called me a ‘good girl’. Hell no!!!
He requested a zoom video chat to check I was who I said I was (completely understandable) but his camera didn't work (the irony was not lost on me)
He was putting a lot of pressure on me to agree and unsurprisingly disappeared after I asked for more time to think about it.
Doesn't like being told, maybe let alone No!
Nice but dull
The chats never go anywhere.
You just get ‘how’s your day?’
‘What did you have for dinner?’
Come on, let's get a little more inventive chaps.
In their dreams
Ok, I know I am no super model but I’m aging reasonably well.
So please explain to me why a guy in his sixties who looks like he has no prospects and has seen better days thinks I’m going to be super into getting together with him?
When I think mean thoughts like this, it is how I imagine younger guys will think if I like them or send them a chat.
Great sense of humour but…
It is covering for other short comings
Going to sound mean again but why is it the ones who can make me laugh would probably also make me laugh when I look at their pics.
Or worse still are the ones that insist on putting in their profile that they love a bit of banter.
Translate, ‘If you don’t find my insults funny then you have no sense of humour’
How separated are you?
Yes, that was the opening chat.
I responded with, ‘random question’ and then explained my situ.
His quick response was ‘ I ask because I’m not really that separated’
‘Ah ha’
That explains why there were no photos attached.
‘Yes, run for the hills’ is his next chat.
He didn’t need to tell me I was already half way up Ben Nevis.